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This might be just a minor role, but it makes a big difference. As a Duke Caboom patron, you're simply making a cameo in the Verbal Diorama patronage, but the best and most memorable cameo by far.
Consider this the ideal opportunity to stunt pose.
You can expect a holographic sticker and fridge magnet and a shout-out in the next episode, as well as my continued heartfelt thanks for being the greatest daredevil and stuntman in Canada.
"Be excellent to each other..... and party on!" Your most bodacious support of Verbal Diorama is much appreciated. Bill S Preston Esquire and Ted Theodore Logan may be WYLD STALLYNS, but you are the supreme beings they become in the future. An awesome shout out on the next episode recorded after you become a patron, you geta most triumphant upcoming release schedule, a free sticker and fridge magnet and exclusive bonus episodes on TV shows await you. The future of Verbal Diorama is a utopia.... thanks to you! Party on dudes!
“Have you ever fired your gun up in the air and gone, 'Aaargh!'?”. It's the immortal question, and truthfully although it's not a Point Break quote, or indeed a Johnny Utah quote, it's important to know the answer. Just like Johnny infiltrates the surfing community, as a $5 patreon, you'll be infiltrating the Verbal Diorama community and you'll discover a shout out in the next episode recorded after you become a patron, early episodes, a free sticker and fridge magnet, access to my upcoming release schedule and exclusive bonus episodes on TV shows! Lose something, brah? Nahh you gained something..... brah!
There's a Patreon tier for Jack Traven. Once you support Verbal Diorama for £10 a month, you'll get a shout out on the next episode recorded after you become a patron, access to (possibly explosive!) early episodes, be a wildcat behind the wheel of the upcoming release schedule, a free sticker and fridge magnet, a 1 minute ad* for your podcast/blog/project in one episode of Verbal Diorama (episode to be chosen by me!) and exclusive bonus episodes on TV shows. What do you do? What do you do?!?!
Relationships based on tense experiences never work, so let's just have a chilled drive together on a busy LA freeway at rush hour....
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The answer is out there, Patron!
Maybe we aren't really here. Maybe what we deem the real world is actually a sophisticated machine-based reality and we're the batteries? In which case, you supporting Verbal Diorama for $20 a month isn't really real.
Except, it is real, and you'll get some great benefits for it, such as a shout out on the next episode recorded after you become a patron, access to early episodes, kung fu-style release schedule, a free sticker and fridge magnet,a 1 minute ad* for your podcast/blog/project in a forthcoming episode, exclusive bonus episodes on TV shows and, just like Joel Silver..... a Producer credit on Verbal Diorama for as long as you're a Patreon supporter!
So, do you take the blue pill or the red pill? Take both, you'll end up in the same reality....
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You don't need to be an occult detective to know that the $30 tier comes seriously full of all the spiritual satisfaction you could need. You could say I've got a whole theme park full of red delights for you: a shout out, early episodes, a free sticker and fridge magnet, release schedule, 1 minute ad* for your podcast/project/blog in one episode per month, and a producer credit on each episode but in addition you get to request any movie and I will add it to the schedule within 3 months of your request. It must be a movie (not a TV show) and cannot be a movie I've already coveredand exclusive bonus episodes on TV shows.
And best of all, you don't need to sell your soul for it, but truth be told you're the one soul I would come up here to collect myself....
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You might know him as the Boogeyman, Baba Yaga or John Wick. I simply know him as Keanu, but in order to truly explain the legendary status of the $50 tier, it had to be the one and only John Wick.
Unlike John, you don't need to watch your puppy die or your car be stolen in order to wreak vengeance on this tier. And by wreak vengeance, we mean sign up to some seriously assassin-esque perks, including
Shout out
Early episodes
Release schedule
A free sticker and fridge magnet
(Up to) 3 minute ad in EVERY episode while you're a Patron*
Discord access
Producer credit
Request any movie
Exclusive bonus episodes on TV shows
and
as a $50 patron, you'll also be able to claim a FREE item of selected merchandise (no cars or puppies, just t-shirts really)
It's a perk almost worth killing 299 people for (but please don't!)
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